The VIP (Casino) Program: Who and What is Rocking It in Mzansi in 2024
Tyla, Siya, Trevor and Minnie Dlamini. That is a quick roundabout of celebs and VIPs. They may not all be in Mzansi but they are Seffricans and they are rocking it seriaasly! As for the VIP casino program – it is an exclusive invitation to play more, do more and win more at Thunderbolt.
Invites Only VIP Casino Program
TST&M is a tiny microcosm of dudes and dudesses who have reached the peak of society. Want the good news, Bolters? You too can become a pampered persona and enjoy exclusive access to stuff. It is all down to our ‘invites only’ VIP club.
You do not have to be smart, beautiful or even remotely talented. All you have to do is become a bona fide patron at Thunderbolt Casino. When you throw at least R10k on the virtual tables or into the slot machines each month, you get the nod to the best, most exclusive and indubitably rewarding VIP casino program in the whole of cyberspace!
Now back to the South Africans who make us weak at the knees!
Who of What is a VIP?
How do you rate a VIP? It is all about influence and status baby. When you get lots of LOLs from hard-assed Republicans, you so have the magic touch. Who dat? That is Trevor Noah and he is a home-grown bae who has transformed global stand-up comedy into fine art.
Siya is buff, he is ripped, he is jacked. He is the Mzansi talisman who has the entire country eating out of his hands. He may have done a runner from the Sharks and Springboks to Racing 92 but he no less loved nor revered.
Listen carefully and the strains of ‘Siya for president’ grow louder and louder. Who wouldn’t trust a man of his integrity – and fabulous physique – to take the country forward from the back of the scrum? We for one are his number one fans and we bet you lot are too!
Tyla, well she is fresh. She has taken our very own Amapiano, fused it with afro beats and R&B and rolled it out globally. Her tunes have featured on the Billboard Hot 100, she has rocked it with dudes like Chris Brown and Tyla the Mzansi Temptress has snapped up a Grammy for Best African Music Performance. Ooh, she has done us PROUD!
Minnie Dlamini? She is the talk of the town. If she is not getting roasted – and not by the African sun if you get our drift – she is busy launching her own kuhle kakhulu clothing range or doing the soft shoe shuffle on the Paris catwalks!
Privilege is Key to the VIP
In the real world of the rich and famous, privilege is key. Celebrities and VIPs do not rub shoulders with the likes of you and me. They have access to their own private jets, chauffeur-driven limousines and in the case of Vienna International Airport, a private VIP terminal!
Superstars have sleepovers in lavishly furnished penthouses. They only have silk, Egyptian cotton or high thread count sheets on their beds. When VIPs want to see the Mona Lisa or catch an eyeful of Michelangelo’s’ David, it is greeted with ‘by all means.’
VIPs never slum it. They get private tours of the Louvre, Accademia Gallery, Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Tate Modern. Shem! No queues or colourful characters within range!
That is the reality of top-grossing entertainers like Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana and Taylor Swift. It is how Novak Djokovic, Bill Gates, Jasmine Guinness, Charl Swartzel and Jack Dorsey rock. VIP equals M-O-N-E-Y and there is plenty of that around!
Celebrities like these don’t need freebies – like the ones we offer in the Thunderbolt VIP casino program. Truth be told, they collectively own most of the global economy!
Exclusive Bonuses for VIPs
For the rest of us mere mortals, perks are a panacea and gratuities are great. That is precisely why Thunderbolt’s VIP casino program has taken off. It gives players like you a chance to experience what elevated status is all about.
When you become a member of our VIP casino program, here is the deal. You get access to the usual tranche of Thunderbolt Casino bonuses. Plus, you can boost your bankroll into lower earth orbit.
The reason being two offers that are strictly off-limits to ordinary Joes. These are the incentives that target only one elite group – the very important players, like you. Here is what you can unlock as a Thunderbolt VIP:
- A monthly R1,000 booster – deposit R500 and get double the money in bonus cash.
- 40% of your bust deposit back every day!
That is over and above the usual stuff like our welcome bonus, deposit bonuses, free cash bonuses and free spins bonuses. Heck, as a VIP you get the lot – plus the attentive services of a personal account manager! What is there not to like about our legendary VIP casino program. It too too nice!
Best Thunderbolt Casino Games for Very Important Players
Now that you know what you get when you transition from a ‘gewone mens’ to a VIP, what kind of games are you likely to play? Baccarat, like the high rollers in Vegas or Macau? Nope. How about blackjack or online roulette? Maybe.
Here is a bit of insight we have gained over the years. It is online slots, Bolters! The titles that ooze prestige, status and wealth. If you have the makings of a gaming superstar or are a confirmed member of our VIP casino program, here are 3 online casino games that more than set the scene.
- High Fashion slot – wilds are models and scatters are runways that pay up to 1,000 x the stake. Drop the right combination on the grid and there are sticky wild reels to ramp up the potential payday. Plus, there are 2 random jackpots on permanent standby!
- Vegas XL online slot – grab a max win of 2,000 x per paid spin. Pick like a pro and unlock one of 3 progressive jackpots. Watch as an oversized guy in a tuxedo can change your fortunes around.
- Divas of Darkness slot machine – get random expanding wilds and free games where payouts are boosted by up to 4 x. Collect VIP icons to grab a quick 10 x the total stake, plus enable access to the complementary game rounds.
Build a Lekker Rep at the Thunderbolt VIP Casino Program NOW!
If you can’t act like Charlize Theron or smash it like Master KG, Prince Kaybee or Nasty C, no worries. You can always build a rep as a glammed-up player at the Thunderbolt VIP casino program! Now that you know more about how we treat our extra important players, go on… Sign up and play!