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With instant messaging and SMS being the main methods of communication, acronyms have come of age. They have evolved from conventional short forms like Thunderbolt FAQs, to a fun and flexible lexicon all of its own. We have rounded up some of the more hilarious acronyms for your entertainment!

What are Thunderbolt FAQs?

Before we get into the LOLs, COPs and MAIDs, here is a rundown of Thunderbolt FAQs. They are the frequently asked questions on everyone’s lips. The best online casinos always devote a page to common queries that typically crop up either before a player signs up or as they embark on the gaming journey.

It is the comfort zone or help section of the online casino. A place where everyone can find out about the important stuff. Thunderbolt FAQs cover withdrawal limits, bonus playthroughs, account registration and verification requirements, site security and much, much more.

Our FAQs – An Open-All-Hours Touchpoint for Players

Together with our general online casino terms and conditions, live chat functionality and other customer support channels, Thunderbolt FAQs resolve issues before they even have a chance of becoming a White Thorn in your side. Plus, all these aspects of Thunderbolt are accessible 24/7.

As for our FAQ page – it is a touchpoint. This section of the Thunderbolt Casino site is designed to guide you with easy answers to your questions relating to our software, or any of our gaming and support services. Consider it a ‘quick Google search’ instead of needing to speak to a human!

Browse through the Thunderbolt FAQs and one thing is for sure… You will have all the info you need to make an informed choice before you sign up to become a member. It’s our way of crossing the Ts and dotting the Is and being helpful to you. Now isn’t that efficient!

Get Ready for the Funny Stuff – Courtesy of Thunderbolt!

Now for the funny side of acronyms, thanks to the funny folk here at Thunderbolt Casino. These are the phrases that are likely to make you LOL or WYP. For those of you who are not up on the short form of communication, in this instance, “LOL” is “Laugh Out Loud”. “WYP” – pronounced wipe – is an acronym for “Wet Your Pants”!

Acronyms – Motor Vehicle Brands

If you drive a Ford, the future is not looking so promising. According to the clever okes out there, “FORD” is short for “Failure Of Research and Development” or “Fix Or Repair Daily”. Eina! That would not sit well with old Henry now would it?

“FIAT” is not much better… It apparently stands for “Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation”. Beemer drivers will love the fact “BMW” really means “Born Moderately Wealthy”. This one really made the Thunderbolt team LOL!

That is nothing compared to “PORSCHE”. That is an acronym for “Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything”. An alternative is “Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything”!

If we had to come up with a vehicular acronym for Thunderbolt FAQs what would it be? We quite like “Fantastic Answers Quickly”. That is a great way to stress their efficiency and helpfulness!

Acronyms – Education

We all know “SCHOOL” really means “Sucks Children’s Happiness Out Of Life”. It is the trigger of acronyms like ICSE, which obviously means I Can’t Stand Education! “MATH” is short for “Mental Abuse to Humans” – and we’ve all felt that way at one point or another!

As for “HISTORY”? That is the truncated form of “Heck, I’m So Tired Of Ruddy Yuck”. If you are already down with Thunderbolt FAQs, you might share a similar sentiment!

Keeping Up with General Acronyms Thanks to Thunderbolt

When you are in “LOVE”, what you really experience is “Loss Of Valuable Energy”. Anyone who has fallen hard will know exactly how that feels. As for a “MAID” – this is not a helpful housekeeper that you hire to keep your house spick and span... Nope. It is “Mother Actually In Disguise”!

“COPS” are not guys with guns. Rather, it is a reference to something we all may suffer from one day – “Chronic Old Person’s Disease”. “LOL” can mean any number of things – from “Lewd Obscene Language” and “Loser On Line” to “Little Old Lady” and “Lying Our Loud”. The most common is still a lekker belly laugh!

“SWAT” is so not about bug elimination, or the Special Weapons and Tactics team in the US… Although it is a popular American acronym for “Shooting Without A Thought”. YOH! As for the North American Space Agency? It may be NASA, but it can also mean “Not All Shuttles Arrive” or “No Aliens Seen Anywhere”!

From HIPPO to ATM – What is the Meaning of That?

If you’ve recently been to the Kruger National Park, you’d have seen many of these giant grey beasts in the rivers and waterholes. In this context though, “HIPPO” is not the large semi-aquatic mammal. It is the “Highest Paid Person’s Opinion” and we all know what that means. It is their way, or the N1 highway!

“AFAIK” is not a swear word nor a fake. It is chat lingo for “As Far As I Know”. Similarly, “ATM” is “At The Moment” – and not an automated teller machine! “MYOB” is “Mind Your Own Business”. “POS” is “Parent Over the Shoulder”.

Phew… Are you feeling like you have COPS yet, or like you have to go back to SCHOOL all over again? You thought Thunderbolt Casino’s Frequently Asked Questions have a lot of information… Just keep reading, there’s more chat lingo to share!

A Phat Wombat…? It’s NOT an Overweight Marsupial!

“PHAT” is “Pretty Hot and Tempting”. “BOGSAT” means a “Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking” and “WOMBAT” is a “Waste Of Money, Brains And Time”. Here’s a tip. If you don’t want to feel like a WOMBAT, play strategic games at Thunderbolt Casino, like blackjack and poker!

“FEAR” is for “Forget Everything And Run”. “STUPID” is an acronym for “Slow To Understand People, Ideas and Details”. Yikes! Then there is “TANSTAAFL”. What on Earth is that? How about “There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch”. Classic!

Thunderbolt FAQs IRL (In Real Life)!

In the world of instant messaging, FAQs can mean anything you want. How about “Fight Again Quislings” or “Fearlessly Agile Qi”? It could also refer to “Fabulous And Quick”, like our SpinLogic Gaming software. “Fight And Quarrel” isn’t even a possibility thanks to our amazing customer support!

In reality, Thunderbolt FAQs are conveniently arranged under various categories. The idea is for you to find the answers you are looking for quickly. As for what we cover in this touchpoint section of our website…?

There is up to date info on our super-hot slot tournaments, progressive and lobby jackpots and welcome and cashback bonuses. The games and software FAQ section is pretty comprehensive. So too is the deposit and withdrawal category.

In fact, we have tabulated everything you need to know in our Thunderbolt FAQs. All you have to do is click on the relevant search queries or find the appropriate category and smack the “See More” button. Don’t stress though. The Thunderbolt Casino support team is always ready to provide additional assistance!